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Horse TXT talk [message #2672875] Sat, 09 June 2012 21:10 Go to next message
  bunny b  
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Completely Insane
Came across these and will be using them in future. Feel free to add more.

OOH - out of hay
LAS - lost a shoe
BBM - bastard just bit me
FOMHL - Fell Off My Horse Laughing
FTC -- Forgot the carrots
MIHA -- Mare's in heat, again
IPTI -- I'll pick up tennis instead
LWW -- Lesson went well
MSMBO - mud sucked my boot off
HSIH - Horse Snot in Hair
HAO - Hay All Over
HIMB - Hay in My BRA
PIHH - Poop Induced Half Halt
UD - Unplanned Dismount
PTTDG - Prayed to the Dirt God
MMM - Master Manure Mucker
OOM - Out of money
MHTS - More horses than sense.
BAHHFDP - bought another horse husband filed divorce papers
GBBF - got board bill, fainted
GFBF - got farrier bill, fainted
HRHCF - husband realized horse costs, fainted
SLH - Smell like horse
DQFOY - Dressage Queen fell off - yipee
HTNHFH - Hiding the new horse from hubby
WWFNS - Will work for new saddle
AROGC - Arena rained out - going crazy
SSB - saddle sore butt
BTLGR - b###hy trainer left - good riddance
ALIGAR - At least I got a ribbon
NLT - No lesson today
And last but not least.... HGR - Have a great ride!

Smile

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Re: Horse TXT talk [message #2672963 is a reply to message #2672875 ] Sun, 10 June 2012 00:00 Go to previous messageGo to next message
  gizmo is currently offline gizmo  
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Unstoppable, ungaggable, unzippable
Oh I like it !!! Very Happy
Would like to add.... GVBF = got vet bill and fainted Surprised

I can't...I have horseriding
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Re: Horse TXT talk [message #2673026 is a reply to message #2672875 ] Sun, 10 June 2012 08:22 Go to previous messageGo to next message
  Groucho
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The forum drove me to drink. Remind me to thank it.
UD- unplanned dismount Laughing Laughing
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Re: Horse TXT talk [message #2673692 is a reply to message #2672875 ] Mon, 11 June 2012 11:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
  chopin is currently offline chopin  
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Step away from the computer,
Laughing Laughing
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Re: Horse TXT talk [message #2674106 is a reply to message #2672875 ] Mon, 11 June 2012 21:08 Go to previous messageGo to next message
  Greenhill Glamour  
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Step away from the computer,
bunny b wrote on Sat, 09 June 2012 21:10


PIHH - Poop Induced Half Halt



LOVE! Laughing

http://i413.photobucket.com/albums/pp215/Ash__Laurz/eyeedit.jpg

Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.
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Re: Horse TXT talk [message #2677759 is a reply to message #2674106 ] Fri, 15 June 2012 23:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
  bre0011  
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Greenhill Glamour wrote on Mon, 11 June 2012 21:08

bunny b wrote on Sat, 09 June 2012 21:10


PIHH - Poop Induced Half Halt



LOVE! Laughing



Laughing Laughing
These are good! Made me giggle... especially 'DQFOY - Dressage Queen fell off - yipee!'
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Re: Horse TXT talk [message #2677882 is a reply to message #2672875 ] Sat, 16 June 2012 09:55 Go to previous messageGo to next message
  bunny b  
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Completely Insane
I've got a new one

F%_7~`P - Fell off and landed on phone Mad

[Updated on: Sat, 16 June 2012 09:56]

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Re: Horse TXT talk [message #2678245 is a reply to message #2677882 ] Sat, 16 June 2012 19:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
  Cameo is currently offline Cameo  
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bunny b wrote on Sat, 16 June 2012 09:55

I've got a new one

F%_7~`P - Fell off and landed on phone Mad


Laughing have always been worried about doing that!

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g185/Roxxi_Summer/cameocopy.jpg
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Re: Horse TXT talk [message #2678653 is a reply to message #2678245 ] Sun, 17 June 2012 13:42 Go to previous message
  #10084;All Things Equine is currently offline #10084;All Things Equine   
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Laughing Hahaha these are gold will defently be useing them in the future

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